This might be a little out-dated but I just graduated from 5th grade. I had to give a speech, and this is my favorite part of the speech.

My favorite elementary  memory

Hello everybody I would like to share with you some of my favorite elementary memories. My favorite memory was fifth grade kite day. It was awesome because I had a nickname. A lot of you might know this nickname, but for everyone who does not know it’s the Kite Killer. They called me the kite killer because if a kite came my way I would destroy the kite that came my way. My apologies to the people whose kites I have destroyed.